英语幽默：男人和女人
Smart(精明的) man smart woman = romanceSmart man dumb(愚蠢的) woman = pregnancy(怀孕)
Dumb man smart woman = affair
Dumb man dumb woman = marriage
Smart boss smart employee = profit
Smart boss dumb employee = production
Dumb boss smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss dumb employee = overtime
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
A successful woman is one who can find such a man
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all
Married men lived longer than single man, but married men are a lot more willing to die
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does
A woman has the last word in any argument
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument
There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage
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