万圣节幽默趣话 Jokes
Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?To improve his bite
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite
Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy
How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
With scare spray
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately
Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?
Because they don't have any body to go out with
What do ghosts add to their morning cereal?
Booberries
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Casketball
What is a vampire's favorite holiday?
Fangsgiving
What would a monster's psychiatrist be called?
Shrinkenstein
What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
"Do you believe in people?" What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A cereal killer
Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're so wrapped up in themselves
What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
Dead ends
What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving?
Fasten your sheet belts
What is a vampire's favorite mode of transportation?
A blood vessel
What is a ghost's favorite mode of transportation?
A scareplane
What type of dog do vampire's like the best?
Bloodhounds
What is a ghoul's favorite flavor?
Lemon-slime
What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
A stake sandwich
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
A trombone
What do birds give out on Halloween night?
Tweets
Why do vampires need mouthwash?
They have bat breath
What's a vampire's favorite fast food?
A guy with very high blood pressure
Why did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal?
He heard it had great circulation
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